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Post  ningz on Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:00 pm

i need some jokesss
but please...no cold jokes allowed okay?


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Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

Post  lunuwueju on Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:29 am

ok. i am the first xing ning is the most tall ppl in mars.. Cool Cool




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Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

Post  ningz on Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:03 pm

next please...that's not funny at all okay?@@...
and... i'm xin-ning... not XING NING okay?@@

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Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

Post  lunuwueju on Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:06 pm

ningz wrote:next please...that's not funny at all okay?@@...
and... i'm xin-ning... not XING NING okay?@@



sorry for spell wrong your name but the joke still ok haha Very Happy Very Happy



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Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

Post  JuzLykToEat on Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:07 pm

ningz wrote:next please...that's not funny at all okay?@@...
and... i'm xin-ning... not XING NING okay?@@

lol... dis abit funny...
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Post  ningz on Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:36 pm

JuzLykToEat wrote:
ningz wrote:next please...that's not funny at all okay?@@...
and... i'm xin-ning... not XING NING okay?@@

lol... dis abit funny...
Laughing

==...funny mehh...

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Post  lunuwueju on Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:40 pm

ningz wrote:
JuzLykToEat wrote:
ningz wrote:next please...that's not funny at all okay?@@...
and... i'm xin-ning... not XING NING okay?@@

lol... dis abit funny...
Laughing

==...funny mehh...


i can say 100 ppl see it 99 ppl will say funny,only the one is u hahaha Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


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Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

Post  lunuwueju on Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:52 pm

ei i found one joke,funny Cool


A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools.

It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde says “what are you doing?” - and they say “we’re saving it for later!”

Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom. The clerk says “What size? small, medium, or large?” She said “I dont know… one to fit a camel?”





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Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

Post  lunuwueju on Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:55 pm

oo ya forget see this flash video.. http://www.funny-games.biz/cartoon/jingle_bells_reversed.html




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Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

Post  BigDen on Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:35 pm

u wan joke izzit???

-see.. a handsome there>>> DENNIS

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Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

Post  HomaniacX on Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:05 am

Dennis too lame laa Smile
Well,that's a super uber lame joke in the world.
Dennis, my cousin said u are a lengzai even my mum too =.=
lol

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Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

Post  JuzLykToEat on Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:50 am

which 1 is your cousin?? Suspect

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Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

Post  ningz on Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:59 pm

out of topic alrd laaa

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Post  lunuwueju on Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:50 pm

cause he is leng zai ma Cool Cool ,out of topic le...



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Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

Post  ningz on Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:04 pm

lunuwueju wrote:cause he is leng zai ma Cool Cool ,out of topic le...



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ya la...out of topic alrd...
faster...any other jokesss?

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Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

Post  Rushan on Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:24 pm

lol, kahjo lengzai fullstop
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Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

Post  lunuwueju on Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:35 pm

yeng ^^ Cool Cool



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Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

Post  Rushan on Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:52 pm

wooiii go visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFstYJKV8Qg and leave a comment thankyou.
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Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

Post  ningz on Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:53 pm

Rushan wrote:lol, kahjo lengzai fullstop


lame...@@

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Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

Post  lunuwueju on Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:55 pm

A cop pulls a young guy over:
"Hello officer" said the smart aleck kid.
"Young man did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.
Yup, but I didn't see you!
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Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

Post  lunuwueju on Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:56 pm

A patron at a restaurant was continually bothering the waiter about the air conditioning: first he would ask for the air conditioning to be turned up because it was too hot, then he would ask it be turned down because it was to cold, this went on for about a half an hour. To the surprise of the rest of the customers, the waiter was very patient, walking aback and forth and very pleasant. So finally a customer asked; why don’t you just throw out the pest? “Oh, I don’t care,” said the waiter with a grin, we don’t even have an air conditioner.”
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Post  lunuwueju on Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:56 pm

When a doctor remarked on a new patient’s extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, “high blood pressure, Doc. It runs in my family.”
“Your mother’s side or your father’s?” the doctor asked. “Neither,” the patient replied. “It’s from my wife’s family.” “Oh, come now,” said the doctor “How could your wife’s family give you high blood pressure?” He sighed. “You oughta meet’em sometime, Doc!”
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Re: REAL LIFE Jokesss

Post  ningz on Sat Dec 06, 2008 3:59 pm

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs!

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Post  ningz on Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:01 pm

Job Application (Rated ?)A guy walks into the human resources department of a largecompany and hands the executive his application. Theexecutive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that theapplicant has been fired from every job he has ever held."I must say," says the executive, "your work history isterrible. You've been fired from every job." "Yes," says the man. "Well," continues the executive, "there's not much positivein that." "Hey!" says the guy as he pokes the application. "At leastI'm not a quitter."

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Post  ningz on Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:07 pm

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor fora complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with theresults. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says."You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?""Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?" "Nine..."
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